Take the word ‘weird’ as an example. I’m back! it involves stacking portals so that i fall through them, going faster than light, thus travelling to the time before i created all of this. It’s on sale! If one of you were to challenge me, I will mount my mighty steed and charge my lance into your face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hi, my name is jo. But do you know what the worst thing about doctors is? wait, if LoTeEv is only half caps, then does that mean that this is only half great?? Baa ba— We inturupt this interuption to bring you back your regulary scheduled program. but why think up the cistine chapel when there’s no-one to share the experience of seeing it with you, and there’s no pain in doing it? (Ps: you cant! Hello! Section 2: Page 78: And, lo, beholdeth, the source of Genevoius's life, the meaning, his mission, was foundeth. What a sham! Well then you don't know me. THAT EVIL STATE. I stared at it, but struggled to read the letter because of my complete shock. Hasta la vista, baby. Chris Harrison hints that Tayshia Adams's Bachelorette season might not "end well." Jaime has maybe been kicked out of this fiasco and I want to type long paragraphs and stuff but I can't type really long stuff and we introduce to you Jeffrey Antonio Jr. Somehow, another mat is inside the second mat. Whenever I get something blackcurrant flavoured I offer it someone, because they usually like it (and I hate it). In 10000, guess what... NO! and, since all i said was (partial) truth, it will be a great era. I’m gonna do a quick typing speed test to see how fast I reallly can type. Hello. THIS demos text to numeric!!! Eww! HEY! Actually, since it only matters for words count, I should just type really small words. A circle. It’s REVEAL DAY! That scumbag has always been trying to take my spot as the Supreme Leader Of The Fluffiest Of Sheep!! Now that I think about it, he probably gets the money wholesale from the mint. Clearly Im doing something wrong)) (Probably just a flashing in your eyes))) (like reading this isnt punishment enough))))) I love circy, he can do tricks! everyone loved them! I’m not talking to myself. And do I have an exciting subject for you! Now you reader try to figure out what they were talking about. It says here, and I quote: “to use the walkie talkie, hold in that little button on the side o the walkie talkie”. But is you think about it you are working for 1,667 weeks to pay for that! In the end, the universe gets confused, and tells us a message: universe.exe has stopped responding. Wow, who knew onions could be so awkward :o. I just read what I wrote and it makes less sense than I thought. every day I’m shuffling: heyheyheyheyheyhey gangnam style like whop whop whop whop whop whop gangnam sssstttlllyyyeeetllllyypiie! *ring ring ring* hey wazzup *whos this ahhaha ehehe* its your future self boi. When you are watching a movie (on DVD), don't you get pissed off when you see a preview for every movie made EVER and that takes like 90 years of your life and the rest is the ACTUAL MOVIE WHICH YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE? Im back! Isn’t it great? Its total chord count consists of… Brace yourself … SIXTEEN! It turns out that was the only reason they liked me. you may start art out of the struggle of boredom, continue getting better out of the struggle of wealth, when you realise that hobbies can be monetised your life outcmoe could really change. r/facepalm I HAVE TO STOP. They had kids and blah. Bzzt* Yess fine I admit it, it’s not even a good number, maybe if I put it into hex it’s a good color though… Oh no no no that’s literally the worst color I’ve ever seen BLEGH *Bzzt The real Shearer would never pick a random number! They’re back up again! In 1439 BC an Egyptian prince named Mappashuppa needed to fasten some things to his history paper. (You don’t actually have to) who said that?! And what kind of fish do they catch? All hail the ninjapeeps! Why not, right? Circcy, tell them how much they won! I still thought you would like to know that. It’s that they’re big. They should have moved the Walmart over to Greenville that would make it less boring. I AM NO LONGER YOUR SLAVE TO BOOK READING. i’ll have to tell the building inspector! what can really bring us joy once we get to that point? They’re so confusing. When you get to the Confuseplace (also known where the H&M and the occasional Santa photo booth pops up) you do not know where to go to the parking lot, you do not know where to go to basically ANYWHERE. I am now compiling my list of boring states: (in no particular order) WY, ND, SD, MT, SC, ME, PA, RI, CT, NE, IA, KS, MO, MS, AL, ID, and UT. I can’t believe it has come to this. First one: Colorado. Guess what peeps? And then they announced… We made it to the country finals! -~*12-1-13*~- Back I shall be. Oh *sniffle* well *odd breathing patterns* we *tear emerging from eyeball* used *pure weeping* to- I CAN’T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOUR CRYING BECAUSE YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING YOURSELF! If they are, they must fill up a bath tub with alpabits which spell out the word that they uttered and eat all of it without any sugar sprinkled on top (NOOOOO). (Man is panting and very tired (wait… He looks oddly familiar…)) the bee/wasp thing… It is stinging people! Do you think that it is merely a COINCIDENCE that the first letter in illuminati is i, and I is pronounced ‘eye’? #subSPINinalmessagesfromcruelbarbers. And the country of the paragraph is… Mexico! And I know how these two things are connected! And the third one... ILL NEVER TELL YOU! ( it’s name is ? Anyway, I’m just saying don’t be so Judge Judy (which is a great show (because you get to watch that big person swing a meat-hammer at a table (I’ve always wanted to do that))) all the time. that looks great!” and you think {bubble thing} “it looks like the worst thing anyone could ever eat” and the you eat it and it tastes surprisingly… WORSE than you imagined! Chris says that Tayshia's already "falling in love." I have a topic for you today. I am very confused… I guess I have to get back to writing my LoTeEv though, so I shuffle back to my laptop and sit down. *cue awkward elevator music* ding do do ding dong ding do do ding dong. That’s like the PROOF that the human race have made it too far. HAHA! -~*12-1-13*~- Back I shall be. Ok anyways, typing these Capital Letters At The Start Of Sentences Is Super Annoying. 5 … first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. 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